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Alcohol = boobs?

desigirl | June 26, 2008

Last eve, I got a massive jolt. Was getting P dressed to go out to play when he posed this question:

“do you know what alcohol is?”

Me: “errr” [where is this leading?]

P: [confidently] “Boobs!”

Me: *koff koff* WHAT?

Well it took me a few minutes to get to the bottom of this revelation. Apparently, whilst I was slaving over dinner the previous evening, father and son were watching a “Did you know?” kind of program on gin. During the course of that, my son misheard the voiceover guy’s, you guessed it, booze as boobs, his current hot word!

Needless to say, his eejit parents laughed themselves silly over it after he was fast asleep!

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LOL! Hmmm...equating alcohol with boobs....maybe he's gifted with extra perception

mystic margarita | June 26, 2008 | 4:31 pm

LOL! Hmmm…equating alcohol with boobs….maybe he’s gifted with extra perception and foreknowledge! ;)

*koff *koff* Did the eejit parents finally cleared his misconception

Cee Kay | June 26, 2008 | 5:29 pm

*koff *koff* Did the eejit parents finally cleared his misconception or do they intend to keep laughing at the poor chile’s expense??

LOL @ Mystic’s comment. Extra-perception? Foreknowledge? Hey Ram! What this world is coming to! Tchah!!

Mystic: Ooh good one! never thot of that - might even

desigirl | June 26, 2008 | 6:34 pm

Mystic:

Ooh good one! never thot of that - might even use it as a cop out at a later stage!! ;)

Cee:
As a fellow evil parent, u know the answer to that!!!

Hahaha! That was so funny! these kids always say something

~nm | June 27, 2008 | 5:56 am

Hahaha! That was so funny! these kids always say something which leaves us totally dumbfounded! :D

DG: Tell me about it! Priceless eh?

LMAO. Thats hilarious! How old is your kid? DG: 6! And

Priyanka | June 27, 2008 | 1:56 pm

LMAO. Thats hilarious! How old is your kid?

DG: 6! And extremely interested in anatomy!

:) - that was funny. Reminds me of my little

Arunk | June 27, 2008 | 3:03 pm

:) - that was funny. Reminds me of my little one asking me “what are you drinking”, and me saying “Well.. It’s big people drink”, and she asking “Is it beard?”

DG: Where did that come from?

ahem. dont blame him. blame his genes. och! bubbin off!

the mad momma | June 28, 2008 | 5:12 am

ahem. dont blame him. blame his genes.

och! bubbin off!

Lolz!!! Totally with both the MMs. hmph!

Amrita | June 29, 2008 | 5:55 pm

Lolz!!! Totally with both the MMs.

hmph!

This was just too funny, DG! P, you're priceless. That he is,

dipali | July 2, 2008 | 1:42 pm

This was just too funny, DG!
P, you’re priceless.

That he is, Dips, that he is!

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