Quick Quips
desigirl | May 6, 2008P and his love of the hyperbole
This morn, P was given his usual mug of hot chocolate. Only, it was a few degrees hotter than normal, when it is more ‘warm chocolate’ than hot. He took one look at the wisps of steam coming from the mug and plonked it to the side. After due prodding, he deigned to touch it about 5 minutes later and withdrew his hand in a hurry.
“P, what’s the matter?”, says I.
“It’s the hot chocolate. You’ve made it too hot. It is hotter than even the sun!”
Right.
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On biting into a really ripe strawberry: “hmm, this is just like tasting wine!”"Really? How do you know what wine tastes like?” (lest you all think I slug some down his gullet each night!)
“Well, like strawberry wine”, clarifies he, as if that helps!
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During our weekly Tesco shop:
P kept touching one thing after another, with the statement, “ooh let’s take this one” or “can we buy this one pleaassseee?” and after the fifth such suggestion, his tired dad snapped:
“Let mummy choose, P, after all she’s the one who’s going to cook.”
Pat came the reply: “well, I’M the one who’s going to eat!”
you can't beat them, can you!
apu | May 6, 2008 | 4:36 amyou can’t beat them, can you!
Hahahaha!! The last one quip by the kiddo was tooooo
~nm | May 6, 2008 | 4:59 amHahahaha!! The last one quip by the kiddo was tooooo good!!
lol, sharp.
mona | May 6, 2008 | 6:38 amlol, sharp.
Whoa!!!!! how does he manage to get right answers at
jaya | May 6, 2008 | 1:35 pmWhoa!!!!! how does he manage to get right answers at the risght time?
hah! right back at ya - momster! stop terrorising the
the mad momma | May 6, 2008 | 2:09 pmhah! right back at ya - momster! stop terrorising the poor child into eating what you feel like cooking!
smart kid you have there, DG!
dipali | May 6, 2008 | 4:16 pmsmart kid you have there, DG!
*** Rolling with laughter *** The last answer was the best!!!
K3 | May 6, 2008 | 5:52 pm*** Rolling with laughter ***
The last answer was the best!!!
HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA :) tit 4 tat man, children today are like
JANE | May 7, 2008 | 8:18 amHAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
tit 4 tat man,
children today are like soo darn sharp n smart, ya just dun expect them to be tat way, their innocence combined with their acuity is definitely a sharp-shooter..
like strawberry wineeee- haaaaaa
wish they had something like tat though- i love strawberries n lurvvvv wine
he must’ve seen ya slurpin it greedily in secret seclusion, tats where the concept of wine must’ve gotten in2 his head
i’m the one who eats it—– the dad must ‘ve had his jaw doppin after tat!!
Just saw your new template...without any offence, may i declare
Lavs | May 8, 2008 | 3:39 pmJust saw your new template…without any offence, may i declare that I LOVED your previous template…it looked so lovely and unique. Sigh!!
ROFL! P is too cute!!! :-D Saw Lav's comment, and- was
JLT | May 31, 2008 | 10:09 amROFL! P is too cute!!!
Saw Lav’s comment, and- was your early template black? I could have sworn I’d been to your blog, but then, now I find it all new and unfamiliar.