Jordon pops out
desigirl | February 18, 2008Jordon - sorry, we are supposed to call her Katie Price now, to go with her new demure, non-smutty image. She is, after all, trying to reinvent herself as a serial writer and a children’s author. Which moron decided to let her loose on the influential minds doesn’t bear thinking.
For those of you who don’t know who she is (oh you lucky, lucky sods!), she’s a Brit glamour model, who married former pop singer Peter Andre and has been alternatively baring her bod and having his babies. She’s also trying to shed her glamous puss image and become a wholesome personality. She ain’t having much luck with it, I should say. During the launch of her recent book at the Waterstone’s outlet in Central London, she showed up in a supergirl type outfit, complete with hot pants. Not a look a children’s author would like to sport, now is it?
Well, true to type, she resorted to her usual shenanigans - she lifted her hands and guess who popped up to join the party?
One cannot have an article about Jordon without a mention of the other skanky mank, Jodie Marsh. So here is she, in her ‘wedding gear’. The picture says it all, doesn’t it?
ha ha ha ha ho hoo hoo hoo hoo hee
Lavs | February 18, 2008 | 11:32 amha ha ha ha ho hoo hoo hoo hoo hee hee hee hee..
[ps: once I can stop laughing at the pictures, I 'll come back and post my comment..in the meantime..hee he ehe hoo hooo hay hay hay]
Oye! Stop it, you, before you hurt yourself and the baby!
grrr!
They make me feel ashamed to be British! Hmm... welcome,
Jo | February 18, 2008 | 8:50 pmThey make me feel ashamed to be British! Hmm… welcome, everyone, to our culture, our celebrities. Our role models. Every-so-often we hear/read of pre-teen girls wanting to ‘be Jordan’. Oh the horror, the horror of it all!
Oh you mustn’t feel bad, Jo. You didn’t buy the autobiographies or watch any of their shows, did you?
I am horrified too, to hear teeny boppers have such ‘ambition’ in their lives. Poor mites.
i dont even recognize jordan without the blonde extensions and
Amrita | February 19, 2008 | 7:23 pmi dont even recognize jordan without the blonde extensions and the triple d boobs. its scary! and that is hands down my favorite Jodie marsh pic - never in the history of skankdom will that be out-skanked!
I know! We can rest assured that we will never see a skankier pic. Thanks to the Gods.
Oh wow! As for the picture of Jodie Marsh in
CeeKay | February 20, 2008 | 6:42 pmOh wow! As for the picture of Jodie Marsh in her bridal outfit - a whole lotta bride but very little outfit, I’d say!
It is very scary to see little girl aspiring to be one of these “celebrities”. I’d kill myself if one of my daughters came to me and mentioned it.
“Whole lotta bride but very little outfit!” man that is a super summation. That is Jodie M to a T! She once wore an outfit (and I use that word loosely) made of sweeties. Sweet!
As for the little girls, years of therapy I should think. Poor mites!