Chez Moi

(Announcer on the telly: “Name one reason why a woman would marry an ugly man?” — with Family Fortunes theme tune in the background)
P: “Well, daddy, you are ugly!”
P’s poor dad: “What? I am ugly?”
P: “er, well yeah, a bit ugly”
P’s dad: “What do you mean a bit ugly?”
P: “Well you wear glasses!”
P’s dad: “If I am ugly, then you must be too!”
P: “No I am not! I am gorgeous! Ask mummy!” 
From the mouth of babes…. 

Question: What do you call someone who wanks off looking at pictures of children?

Easy answer, right? Maybe that point struck this blogger AFTER he posted the following piece of text.

Puke of the Day
December 4th, 2007
Someone must tell this woman. That, the probability of a random set of verbs, nouns, adjectives and gerunds magically falling in perfect order to form a ‘meaningful’ sentence is 10^(-78).

Else, one could just tell her — I masturbated looking at your kid’s photo. Thanks.

In case anyone missed that great line, here it is again: I masturbated looking at your kid’s photo.

The ‘kid‘ in question is barely three! How sick can you be? Deleting such offensive text isn’t enough - people who spew such crap just because they can deserve some seriously harsh punishment.

What’s the latest punishment due to someone who’s attracted to young children?