Chez Moi

… or so Amrita says. Why she had to convert a perfectly sane (for her!) post to a tag is a question that may never get an answer. Oh well. Never shall it be writ that I shied away from a challenge!

1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
Rather depends on the bloke, that one, doesn’t it? (now, that isn’t something you’d expect from a shaadi-shudh woman, would u?)

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
Nope. But as they say, no pain, no gain!

3. Does it hurt?
Er…. let’s say it takes a bit of getting used to.

4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Def. That’s when the hubby gets into an apoplectic fit and goes up in blue smoke.

5. Does size really matter?
Yes. (The only ones who say not are the ones with a nub of a weenie!)

6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
I shall echo Ams’ sentiment and say, it rather depends on who’s sat opposite.

7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
‘coz I am a woman. It is like, WRITTEN, in my DNA.

8. Do you watch porn, too?
Can I take the Fifth?

9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?
No. Coupled with some grovelling and other random things, it might.

10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
No way.

11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
er, pass.

12. Why are you always late?
Time is relative, isn’t it?

13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Yep. ’specially when I am in the vicinity.

14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
Nah.

15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
Er, there are so many ways I could go with this one but I shall pass!

16. How often do you think about sex?
*koff*

17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
Sozzled.

18. Would you?
Moot point, now. But no.

19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
Unfortunately.

20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
Coz men are like clay - awaiting our hands to mold them.

21. Does it matter what car I drive?
Of course.

22. Do you ever fart?
No way, lay-dees never do.

Right, let us throw it open to the wider public - MM, Dee, Rohini, Tharini and any other girlie readers I have who wants to take this up, pls go forth and blog!

I know I am a li’l late but what with North Indians celebrating it for most of last week, Tamils on Thursday and Telugus on Friday and us lot on Saturday as that is the day we get off, I decided to ‘celebrate’ it on my blog on an entirely new day. Loopy or what?

Anyways, I hope everyone had a lovely festival. Was it as good as your childhood ones? (no, course not!) Did you make merry? Did you eat / drink too much? Go on, dish the dirt. What is your best diwali memory? share, pls.